Day: July 11, 2020

Please Join Me in My Obsession With Chrissy Teigen’s Baby Bearded Dragon

In March, Chrissy Teigen announced that, years ago, she got breast implants.

In May, Chrissy Teigen explained that she planned to have her breast implants removed.

In June, Chrissy Teigen shared that she ate a cake shaped like her removed breast implants.

And then, just when it seemed as if the world was going to run out of Chrissy Teigen content and have to start all over from the beginning, I saw that Chrissy Teigen bought a lizard and named it Sebastian.

Sebastian is a bearded dragon, a Pogona vitticeps, a member of the reptile class, and an animal I have to exert myself to think of as different from a nephew or a cousin. Chrissy Teigen gifted him to her son, Miles, for his second birthday. But in a way, she also gifted Sebastian to me.

I appreciate that Chrissy Teigen is a dynamic and powerful woman who managed

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